It is now time for the good old villain checklist.

Today's checklist is "Evil Scientists"

We just happen to have a few scientists here with us.

Ladies and gentlemen, please, a round of applause for Dr. James Frenchie, Dr. Nigel Frenchie, and Dr. Silas Why.

So, how are you gents today?

Mr. Fenchie: ...

Nigel: I'm feeling just wonderful.

Dr. Why: Alright, I guess.

Now, all of you won't mind me asking you some questions from this checklist?

Mr. Frenchie: Isn't that the whole point of you dragging us down here?

Dr. Why: Indeed.

Nigel: Oh, come now. That's no way to act. Can't you see that he's put in some hard work into this? Can't you too show a tiny bit of enthusiasm?

Mr. Frenchie: (stern, unimpressed face) Oh, goody. Happy now Nigel?

Negel: It's a start. How about you Dr. Why?

Dr. Why: What year is this? Oh yes, the year of "I don't give a...."

Aaaand we'll start the questions.

First Question:
What field of science did you receive your doctrine(s) of?

Nigel: Well, I majored in nano technology, theoretical physics, theoretical mathmatics, and chemistry.

Mr. Frenchie: I have diplomas.

You're going to have to expand on that please.

Mr. Frenchie: (rolls his eye) I studied, Chemistry, Bio Chemistry, Physics, Marine Biology, regular Biology, and had a minor in early childhood education.

Early childhood education? Really now?

Mr. Frenchie: Yes, it was my fall back plan.. that and spot welding.


And what about you Dr. Why?

Dr. Why: Robotics, Nano Technology, Mathmatics, Chemistry, Biology, Bio Chemistry, and Bio Engineering. Is that enough?

I think that's quite enough. Okay next question:
Are you hellbent on destroying or taking over the world?

Nigel: not really.. no. I believe that the whole "take over the world" business is just too much to be bothered with.

Mr. Frenchie: I tried that once... didn't turn out too well.

Dr. Why: Actually I'm in the process of the whole world takeover bit.

Okay, next question.
Do you have a nemesis?

All three: Yes...

If yes, what is their name(s)?

Nigel: Plague

Mr. Frenchie: Amanda Witch... and Plague

Dr. Why: K.I.D. and Keibrina

Mr. Frenchie: K.I.D.'s your nemesis? Oooh.. I feel special.

Dr. Why: You created K.I.D.?

Mr. Frenchie: Yes, but I'm assuming that you're from that period in time after I die and K.I.D. somehow becomes some sort of super hero.

Dr. why: ...

Next question!
Do you have children?

Nigel: No, I never did have much success in romance.

Mr. Frenchie: Yes, and the nimrod is sitting right next to me. (Tilts his head point at Nigel)

Dr. Why: Yes, I do indeed have a child, but after getting word from my future self about how much of a weed he'll turn out to be, I sent the young infant back in time many hundreds of years.

Mr. Frenchie: Impressive.

Dr. Why: Thank you.

Next Question:
Do you have a Lab?

Nigel: oh, yes. It's quite lovely too.

Mr. Fenchie: Had one.. when I worked for the government. I kinda lost it after "the accident".

Dr. Why: I have several laboratories all throughout my complex.

Next Question:
Do you have a lab partner/assistant?

Mr. Fenchie: Had a few once.. but not any more.. they died a long time ago.

Nigel: well, if you include Plague bouncing around breaking things a lab partner...

Mr. Frenchie: Which it doesn't

Nigel: ooooh.. Quiet you!

Dr. Why: You could say that I do. I do rent out much of my complex to the local college for educational use. As part of the agreement I am allowed to use the students to assist me in any projects that I need help on; and I am also allowed to give them homework, which in turn upon completion and a good job done goes towards improving their gpa.

Uh, huh...


Mr. Frenchie: Are you done with these stupid questions? A new episode of "Tiki Tiki Hour" and a new episode of "The Adventures of Captain Meteor & Space Adventurer Cobra" are going to air today and I don't want to miss them.

Dr. Why: my goodness I used to watch the reruns of those classics when I was but a child.


Well, because of Dr. Frenchie's request I'll cut this short and just skip over to the data analysis.

Dr. Why: Finally...

Mr. Fenchie: Indeed...


Well the results are in and despite the fact that we didn't have enough information to give out a fully accurate report. I am pleased to say that Both Dr. Why and Sr. James Frenchie are indeed evil geniuses.

Nigel: And what about me? what did it say about me?

It said that you are not evil, you are good or neutral. You are a genius, but you also are a Nancey Boy? That can't be right..


Mr. Frenchie: No,.. I think it's quite accurate.

Nigel: Mr. Frenchie!!!

Mr. Frenchie: What? I'm hungry and tired. And you're a Nancey boy.


That's all we have for today. Catch you next time for "Super Powered Super Villain"